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Buffy (commenting on the Lesbian Alliance poster Riley just hung): Is there something you want to tell me?
Riley: What? Oh, yes. I am a lesbian.
Buffy: Well, it's good that you're so open about it.
Riley: Hey, you know, we were talking about having a picnic? I was thinking, do you ever hang out at Rugg's Field? It's beautiful there, usually not that crowded either. I thought maybe we could have a little spread sandwiches, maybe some ants. Could be fun.
Buffy: We were talking about having a picnic?
Riley: Oh, so was that a conversation I actually had, or one I was just practicing?
Riley: OK, yes, I have been known to do a little prep work before our conversations. It's not easy, you know, talking to you, sometimes. It's like an oral exam.
Riley: Probably every beautiful girl in the world has some jerk telling her she's a mystery, but I swear, you really are. There's a lot about you that needs puzzling out.
Riley: ...Say, don't you just love a picnic?
Willow: So he's nice?
Buffy: Very very.
Willow: And there's sparkage?
Buffy: Yeah. He's... have you seen his arms? Those are good arms to have.
Giles: We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent or
Giles: Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're...
Spike: You are one step away, missy!
Buffy: Giles help! He's gonna scold me!
Buffy: Look at my poor neck all bare, and tender, and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.
Spike: Giles, make her stop!
Giles (to Willow): If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand.
Willow: I feel like I've been split down the center and half of me is lost.
Riley: You can have the best time in a car. It's not about getting somewhere. You have to take your time. Forget about everything. Just relax. Let it wash over you. The air, motion. Just let it roll.
Buffy: We are talking about driving, right?
Riley: Thought I was.
Xander: Will, not loving the drowning of the sorrows.
Willow: Not drowning, wading. (shows them the beer bottle) See, lite.
Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it I'll
Giles: Do what? Lick me to death?
Willow: Did Buffy tell you about the beer, 'cause...
Giles: Uh, Buffy didn't tell me anything.
Willow: Oh, well forget the beer part then.
Willow: The only real witch here is fuzzy little Amy.
Buffy: I think you're being too hard on yourself.
Willow: She's got access to powers I can't even invoke. I mean first she's a perfectly normal girl... (Amy turns back to her human self) ...and then 'poof' she's a rat. (Amy returns back to her rat state) I could never do something like that.
Spike: You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't have the stones!
Buffy: Oh, I got the stones! I've got a whole bunch of... stones!
Spike: When I get this spell reversed, they'll be finding your body for weeks.
Buffy: Oh, make a move. Please. I'm dying for a good slay!
Buffy: It's just so sudden, I don't know what to say.
Spike: Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth.
Buffy: Oh, Spike, of course it's yes!
Giles: Are you helping me?
Spike: Well, it's almost like you're my father-in-law, isn't it?
Buffy: Riley, look. Aren't they beautiful?
Riley: Uh, yeah. They're nice. A little dressy, maybe, for school, but...
Buffy: I really like you. I hope you know that you mean a lot to me. And if things were different
Riley: Different than what?
Buffy: I want you to promise me that we can always be friends. And I'd really like you to be there on the day.
Riley: The day when...?
Buffy: The wedding!
Riley: The wedding. What wedding?
Buffy: My wedding! I'm getting married, can you believe it?
Riley: I don't think 'no' is a strong enough word.
Riley: What's his name?
Riley: The groom?
Riley: That's a name?!
Buffy: Don't be mad.
Riley: I'm not mad!
Buffy: No, you are mad!
Riley: No, I am. I... I really... Wow. Who is this guy? Does he go here?
Buffy: Spike? Oh, no, he's totally old!
Buffy: Well, not as old as my last boyfriend was.
Riley: OK. It's late, and I'm... I'm very tired now, so, I'm just gonna go far away and be... away.
Riley: No. Stay.
Xander: Just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of Love. (Anya gives him a funny look) OK, that was gross.
Giles (hearing Spike and Buffy kissing): Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking.
Buffy: Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you want to be 'William the Bloody' or just 'Spike,' because either way it's gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Whereas the name 'Buffy' gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with 'Buffy'?
Giles: Ah, such a good question.
Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.
Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.
Buffy (about Willow's spell): I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity.
Xander: Yeah, right, you're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.
Spike: That's it, you're off the usher list.
Buffy: Spike, these are my friends. Besides, it's kind of my job.
Spike: For now.
Buffy: What, you want me to stop working?
Spike: Let's see. Do I want you to give up killing my friends? Yeah, I've given it some thought.
Willow: I don't want to be a demon. I just want to go back and help my friends.
D'Hoffryn: That is your answer?
Willow: It is.
D'Hoffryn: I'm sorry to hear that. Oh well, here is my talisman, if you change your mind, give us a chant.
Buffy: And the bad boy thing? Over it. Okay, I totally get it. I'd be really happy to be in a nice relationship with a decent, reliable oh my God, Riley thinks I'm engaged!
Buffy: I saw that fear in your eyes when you caught me looking at wedding dresses, and I just had to give you a hard time.
Riley: I did not have fear in my eyes.
Buffy: Yes, you did. You were looking at me like I was a cartoon ball and chain.
Riley: So you decided to tell me you're getting married?
Buffy: Uh huh.
Riley: So, you're insane?
Buffy: Uh huh.
Riley: But you're still single?
Riley: OK then. Just another little piece of the Buffy puzzle.
Buffy: You really have a lot to learn about women, Riley.
Riley: You're gonna teach me.