Xander: I wish I had something food-like to offer you guys, but the hot plate's out of commission.
Xander: Yeah, maybe it's definitely time to start looking for a new place. Something a little nicer. Buffy, you've been to Hell, they have one-bedrooms, right?
Riley: Owning this place does seem kinda dangerous.
Riley (about the Toth demon): He mentioned Buffy? Where do we find him and how hard can I kill him?
Giles: He had a very specific olfactory presence.
Riley: (at the City Dump) : What are you doing here, Spike?
Apartment Manager: I think someone said you're currently in your parents' basement?
Lame Xander: On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Lame Xander: I woke up in the dump this morning.
Lame Xander: But I never help. I get in trouble and Buffy saves me.
Lame Xander: It's a robot. It's an evil robot constructed from evil parts that look like me designed to do evil.
Lame Xander: Wait till you have have an evil twin and see how you handle it!
Anya: What happens next?
Giles: I said, "Oh, dear Lord."
Riley: Psychologically this is fascinating. Doesn't it make everyone want to lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them? (he gang looks at him) Just me then.
Anya: So... um, you Xanders really do have all the same memories, all the same... physical attributes?
Giles: We just need to arrange the candles. Also, we should pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk.
Buffy (about the two Xanders acting quite alike): They're kinda the same now.
Anya: I liked it the other way. Put 'em back!
Riley: Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire goin' crazy if I'm not touching her, the other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content, just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me.