Willow (about Buffy's surprise party): Guess you won't be killing anything tonight after all.
Anya (interrupting Giles' story): I'm bored. Let's eat.
Buffy (introducing Giles to Riley): Giles was the librarian at my high school.
Buffy (about her surprise party): Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it would still be the bestest Buffy birthday bash in a big long while.
Giles: Perhaps we should have invited Professor Walsh to the party.
Xander (while Spike packs up his things, including Xander's radio): That's my radio!
Anya: So what kind of place are you looking for?
Walsh: So, the Slayer.
Walsh: It's only our methods that differ. We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry, and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Walsh: I think you'll find the results of our operation most impressive. Agent Finn here alone has killed or captured how many is it?
Riley: But you killed the... You did the thing with that... You drowned! And the snake?! Not to mention daily slayage of... Wow.
Giles: Once you get to know her, she's a very unique girl. I hope you're not going to push her
Willow: You know. I'm sure you know. Riley's... one of the commandos.
Giles (drunk): You know what gets me? This is what gets me. Twenty years I've been fighting demons. Maggie Walsh and her nancy ninja boys come in; six months later, demons are pissing themselves with fear. They never even noticed me.
Giles: What am I? I'm an unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head.
Buffy: I'm spending today with Riley.
Spike: Well. What do I spy with my little eye? A demon. That would be oh, right... the things I can kill.
Giles (about Ethan): You have to help me find him. He must undo this, and then he needs a good being killed.
Willow: It stole Giles' car!
Spike (describing Giles and Ethan): Two of them. English like me, but older, less attractive.
Riley: Buffy, I can't take you with me.
Spike: How ya feeling, mate?
Buffy (preparing to stab demon-Giles): This is for Giles!
Ethan: I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay and gloat gets me every time.
Giles: How did you know it was me?
Giles (excusing himself after Ethan is arrested): If you don't mind, I'm just going to go watch them manhandle him into a vehicle.
Riley: You're really strong. Like, Spiderman strong.
Buffy: Uh-oh, you have but-face.
Riley (about Buffy): She has the truest soul I've ever known.